Friday, March 26, 2010

Funny Friday!

Whats more cheesy than deep dish pizza? Pick up lines from a guy that's just decided he wants to "make the move" on you. Yes, those lines that make you cringe in embarrassment even though you weren't the one to speak them.

After hearing a particularly bad one, ( have I seen you before? [uh, no u dont look familiar] Oh, must have been in my dreams [:/] ...) I decided to see just how much gushy, cheesy, crappy, hilarious ones are actually out there. Turns out there are tons! Here are 24
  1. I'm a raindrop and I'm falling for you.
  2. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
  3. I must be a Snowflake, becuase I've fallen for you.
  4. I know somebody that thinks they might like you alot. And if i wasnt so shy, I would tell you who it is.
  5. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
  6. Are you religious? [Why?] Because you're the answer to my prayers.
  7. Can I lick that film off your teeth?
  8. Can you give me your heart?
  9. Did they just take you out of the oven? [No, why?] Because you're hot!
  10. Do you have a map? [No, why?] Because I just got lost in your eyes.
  11. Don't be so picky... I wasn't!
  12. Falling for you would be a very short trip.
  13. Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.
  14. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
  15. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  16. Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.
  17. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
  18. Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've met you only in my dreams.
  19. Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.
  20. What do you like for breakfast?
  21. You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
  22. You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.
  23. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
  24. You sure have a great looking tooth. [i dunno?]
To read hundreds more go to Romance
Or go to to see the top ten

Never, ever say these to a lady!


  1. lmao!!!!Awwww,you're being way too hard on us guys!U gotta give a guy some kudos4 trying!U know most instances,we don't have much time2 think of something more intelligent!Lol,i used the lamest one sometime lately:Do i know you from somewhere?Gosh,cringe!But it was a split second moment!!hahahah

  2. Lol! O wow that would be hilarious if it was you. You'd never live it down;)

  3. amazing. I have never had anyone seriously tell me something like these lines...but if they did I would probably laugh in their face. Thanks for commenting on my blog (Im following now :) )

  4. haha why thank you:)
    and yea, they always make for a good laugh!


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